Most Ridiculous T-Shirt 2007/08

In Korea, you will never see any clothing with the Korean script anywhere other than on the washing instructions. This is bizarre for a country swelling with such pride over their celebrated lettering system; even designating a specific date a National Holiday in honour of this 'scientific' alphabet.

On a frequent basis, we instead have the pleasure of seeing the most nonsensical examples of terrible English emblazoned across various items of clothing, and often failing to even find a grammatical solution to the sentence. They are that bad.

In a running tribute to this glorious facet of Korean culture, I am going to try and find THE most ridiculous slogans, and will strive to provide accompanying proof by asking said unwitting fashion hiccups to pose in front of my ever trusty lens.

The impetus to start this investigation, came as I saw someone wearing this exceptionally wrong T-shirt..

"Eat Black Red Dunk? Yes Come Me Blue. Yes?"

Gobsmacking.

Someone else spotted a student, a girl of around 13, wearing a black t-shirt with this plastered across it in neon pink......

"JIZZ. ALLWAYS"

That's just wrong.